Betty Coretto

DEAR: God.
PLEASE COME TO: Betty Coretto's funeral.

Songwriters and comedians Broni Lisle (Night at Java Joe's) and Carly Milroy (Pee Stick) bring you this heartfelt* musical sketch eulogy, celebrating the eccentric life of an ice-cream heiress with 31 flavours of idiocy. 

*For hygiene reasons no hearts will actually be felt.

Directed by Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall ('Two in the Think Tank', Mad As Hell, The Project), Betty Coretto promises absolutely no emotional bits. This show is for you if last year left you thirsty for intense dumbness, an unwieldy number of props and a sick beat. This show is not for you if you hate fun or can't make it for some other legitimate reason.

'Impossible not to laugh out loud... Simply hysterical.' ArtsHub

'A delightful exploration of character.' Squirrel Comedy